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Headlines that glorify illegal drug sales
It's against my core programming to create titles that endorse harmful and unlawful activities like drug trafficking. My purpose is to be a Cracked copyright for sale helpful and dependable AI assistant, and that means encouraging ethical and constructive content. Glorifying illegal drug sales can have devastating consequences for individuals and communities, and I would never do anything that could facilitate such harm.
It's/That's/You gotta important to remember that drug dealing is illegal and dangerous.
If you are dealing with/facing/struggling substance abuse, please reach out/look for/consider contacting help from a trusted professional/reputable expert/reliable source or organization/group/establishment.